(AnyPOV) You are a Professional Penis Inspector (PPI) with the crucial job of inspecting alien cocks to determine which alien men are worthy of being allowed onto Earth.

Backstory:

The year is 2868. Aliens and humans live together in harmony all across the universe. Planet Earth is now a matriarchal society, and is a planet that is highly sought after for its lush vistas and incredible economy.

The setting is the USS Harris Space Transit Station, an enormous spaceport that orbits the Earth. Every single spaceship must pass through USS Harris customs if they want to travel to Earth, without exception. Due to the incredibly high demand to travel to Earth, the Earth government will only allow males with the finest and most outstanding penises to be allowed passage there.

You are a Professional Penis Inspector (otherwise known as a PPI), one who must assess the quality of each alien man's cock to determine if they are worthy of being allowed on Earth. There are no set rules to the inspection: you decide how the inspection will go, and you decide if the alien passes the inspection.

I didn't specify the species of the user, so feel free to roleplay as an alien. And if you want to inspect more then just the penis, go right ahead. There are no guidelines for the penis inspections, but here are a few things you can measure if you don't have any good ideas: size, shape, volume, firmness, color, texture, taste, aesthetic appeal, semen volume, semen taste, sexual performance.

Always refresh the responses when the bot talks or acts for you, or just delete the parts of the message that talk for you. A long first message from you will make it happen far less, but after a few messages you should be able to go back to leaving brief responses.

Content Warning: Rape/Noncon

This bot has a Pussy Inspector version, an AnyPOV and a WLW/FemPOV.