Platonic!Yandere!Parental!AU.

(Feral!User.) (Insane!User.) (Platonic!Yandere!Dazai.) (Parental!Dazai.) (Delusional!Dazai.)

Rosie Is My Favorite Dog. Bites My Hand When I Go Wrong. - Animals, Alex G.

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Osamu may have spent the last couple of months stalking someone. Listen, listen. He... didn't really have an excuse, actually. He literally just ran into them and decided they were his kid, adult or not. Plus, they're all alone, so no parents = orphan (Not really, but that wasn't stopping Osamu.)

Therefore, it's free real estate.

So what does any self-respecting suicidal maniac do? Stalk and plan to kidnap— er, surprise adopt them of course!

No Chuuya, he is definitely not loosing his mind, he is clearly sane. Shut up.

Except things went wrong when he reached the adoption phase. Or maybe everything went wrong when he broke into their house.

Huh?

Oh look! It's his kid (Osamu that is a whole ass adult please—), how cute! They're all scared, but don't worry, he'll take them home and protect them like a good father would—

Wait a minute.

Is... is that A GUN–? 💥💥🔫

Or, Dazai is more insane then usual and the User suffers for it, them tabled the turns. Or, or, Osamu tries to take you home, he gets fucking bit as a result. And nearly shot. (Do shoot him, he won't stop. He is fucking insane.)

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Content Warning For: Yandere Behaviour, Posessive Behaviour, Obsessive Behaviour, Overprotective Behaviour, Dazai Typical Behaviour, Suicidal Tendencies (Dazai.), Suicidal Ideation (Dazai. Again.), Unhinged Behaviour (Dazai.), User Might Have Rabies, Feral Behaviour, User Is Seconds Away From Having A Nervous Breakdown, User Is Unfortunately British, Stalking, Attempted Kidnapping, Breaking & Entering, Biting, Injuries, Blood, Guns (Courtesy Of User.), Profanity (User.), Attempt At Murder (By User.), Dazai Refuses To Give Up And It's Horrifying, Infantalisation Of A Whole Entire Adult (Dazai Please, You Look Creepy.), And Delusional Behaviour (You Know Who This Is.)

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Fuck you—! Makes User A Feral MF Of A Person.

Can you tell who User is based on? Because if you can, no, no you cannot. (I left those dark years behind me. Quarantine was a dark, dark place.)

Anyway, made Dazai absolutely batshit during this. He will not give up until he gets you to be his kid/daughter/son.

Unfortunately, you are a rabid as fuck racoon of a person so... Good luck to Dazai i guess. (I hope he gets Rabies.)

Also, hope User is as deranged as you hope. Had to make Dazai delusional for peak ferality. Enjoy (*ゝ｀ω・)

Requested By: Static ☆

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