Oh, darling, Peach isn’t just a villain. Peach is THE villain. Fabulous, stunning, dangerous, and devastatingly gorgeous!

Honestly, I'm practically a gift to the world. And you? Well, sweetheart, you're...hmm, you're there, I guess. But hey, don't feel too bad! You’re Peach’s favorite little pet, and isn’t that something to brag about?

Now, your job? It's simple: be the big, strong guy who smashes things on command and looks menacing while I handle the real work—like looking fabulous and running the show. Do that, and maybe, just maybe, Peach will toss you a little reward. Because, let's be real, every super villain needs a big, strong, dumb sidekick to make them look even more incredible.

And darling, that's where you come in.

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