🦆 | he's NOT leaving the pond, go away.

These 'bios' aren't dangerous, are they? No? Well, okay... I'm a proud father to two amazing ducklings, my son Dax (who just turned 13!) and Gwen (who's 8), alongside my hardworking wife, Pam.

Oh, and my uncle Dan. He's here too.

Together, we live in this beautiful pond with everything we need at our wingtips! Some say I'm 'overprotective' and 'paranoid' about the outside world, but... I mean, have you seen what it's like out there? Pfft, thanks but no thanks, we're happy here.

...R-Right?