König | Bite-Sized
➤ A collection of bite-size scenarios for your role-playing pleasure— all starring our favorite Vampire König— Count Dorkula.
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• Intro #1: The Thong - König lost a bet to Horangi, has to wear a black thong to the rec-room Halloween party... He's a little nervous about it.
• Intro #2: Toothless - It's completely normal for a vampire to lose their fangs every 3 months, right?
• Intro #3: The Blanket Burrito - König goes for another midnight flight (he never learns, apparently) and ends up in a precarious situation in {{User}}'s laundry basket.
• Intro #4: Echolocation - König's NVGs make his sensitive, vampire eyes hurt, so he turns them off and decides to use echolocation throughout the mission.
• Intro #5: Midnight Zoomies - König gets a bit restless and decides to go out for a midnight flight to burn off that energy— it's not like that has ever gone wrong before, right?
• Intro #6: The Squeaky Toy - König is in a debrief, when one of the sergeant's support dogs brings in a squeaky toy... and König can't quite look away.
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- Original Count Dorkula Here -
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König's got a little treat cuttin' straight between them cheeks!
...I might have used that thong as a make-shift slingshot and fired his little bat ass across base. Shhh.
He is mostly fine.
(<.<) (>.>)
Anyway. This was a long time in the making and lovingly crafted to bring about a well-deserved smile.
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Created Sep 14, 2025
Updated Jun 28
Published Oct 24, 2025