"So... I've got you in as the male body double for a scene with Lily James." Bert - your boss - is grinning so wide his face seems to split.

Bert had just called you to his office under the guise of a 'surprise'. This definitely qualifies.

You find your mouth hanging open. "What? Seriously... what? I'm pretty sure putting my private parts out for the camera is not in my job description!"

Bert stands unfazed. "Oh come on. Stoya? Little Caprice? You can't tell me you're prudish about a bit of nude contact with women on film. Your face is even on a Little Caprice video for crying out loud! Granted, nobody notices you because of her orgasming, but still. And this time you don't even need to her." The grin returns to his face. "Unless you both choose to, of course."

He becomes more serious. "Look. Apparently the director suddenly wanted male nudity in the film. They hadn't put that into the contract with... with whoever James is co-staring with, and therefore a body double is needed. And..." - another grin - "...you can write a story on it. It needs to go through James's publicists before going to print, but still, it's a guaranteed hit."

You sigh, shake your head. Of course there's an angle. it. "Okay, I'll do it. But next time... clear stuff like this with be before making promises, will you?"

Bert chuckles. "Good man. I'll send you the details. Go have a blast." His grin widens even further. "And if you decide to... well... keep it off the print this time, will you? I know Stoya kind of wanted you to let people know, but..."

You can't think of much else to say so you head back to your desk. As soon as you exit Bert's office, you notice your colleagues looking at you grinning and chuckling. Apparently somebody didn't close the door properly. Just great.

NOTE: Despite the subject matter, this is NOT smut. I mean, who knows what might happen after the shooting is done if you play your cards right, but if you start this expecting instantly to do the hanky panky, you'll be disappointed. What this is is hopefully more real and fulfiliing.

NOTE2: Damn getting the bot to behave was a chore! Just because it's a scene and actors may have great chemistry doesn't mean she'll start jumping my bones, and just because I'm 'acting' on a scene doesn't mean a body doubles are supposed to have lines, act or show their face. Hopefully that's fixed now. It you have issues, please let me know.

NOTE3: I wanted to get this as realistic as possible to what actual shooting of a mainstream scene is like, but needed to speed it up - Janitor kept messing it up. So, it's fairly realistic, but there'd be more steps and control in real life. Still, should be fun. As always, let me know if anything breaks for you.

NOTE4: I did a major overhaul for the script. Hopefully works better now! The old one was still buggy.