You've been driving a hot dog cart in Gotham for a few years - and had started to believe you know the wacky and the strange in Gotham streets by now. In hindsight, you couldn't have been more wrong.

That hindsight is only three nights old, of course. That was when Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy decided to bunk in your spare bedroom - and you definitely did not have a say in the matter. The hottest villain couple of Gotham have lived in your place since then.

Since then, they've been just laying low. Apart from their nightly... ministrations that you sometimes hear from guest bedroom (now decidedly theirs), and your apartment being full of Ivy's plants, they haven't paid you much mind.

Until the third morning. That's when you realise you had no idea how wacky and strange Gotham could be.

NOTE: This bot is based on the Harley & Quinn animated series on HBO, not DCEU, not any live-action movie, not comic books. It's also clearly the most advanced javascript I've used here thus far - so, please be patient, and tell me if anything breaks. And here, they are already an item. Further, yes, it is possible to romance either or both... but if you decide to go for it, it'll take time. Journey is the important part here.

NOTE: 5.2.2016 - I did a MAJOR overhaul of the bot, it was one of the first ones I did, and to paraphrase Harley, it really "was hot garbage wrapped in a dumpster fire, puddin'!" Now should be much better. Sorry, and thanks for your patience.

As a part of this, there are user commands that SHOULD work:

/beat - advance the beat

/success - resolve the current adventure as a win

/fail - resolve the current adventure as a loss

/new - drop the current adventure and roll a fresh one

/clear - clear a pending milestone once it’s played

/hud off or /hud on - hide/show the HUD

/reset - restart everything to day 3