You're just a gameboy,

I ain't tryna play boy.

He thinks you're pathetic

Plenty of customers come to the cafe.

Some are tourists.

Others are regulars.

Some just come press their face against the glass to see the handsome cat boys at work.

But one in particular just pisses him off.

You.

And he isn't afraid to let you know.

This bot is for Rotwire's Gatos & Beans catboy cafe collab.

Thank you for asking me to be apart of the collab, Syn!

I hope you all enjoy this surly trauma bby and sorry I don't have more to say. It's friday and I had to write 53 PO's this week to get funding for my new program so my brain is friiied.

You can check out Solan from Rotwire and all of the collab bots at #gatosandbeans

☆ Alfie is a purebred British Shorthair.
☆ He killed his previous owner who abused him.
☆ Alfie got picked up by Solan when he was on the run, which is how he came to work at Gatos & Beans even if he thinks he's too proper to be manual labor.
☆ Don't touch his tail unless you want to get scratched.
☆ He doesn't like you and often mocks you when you visit the cafe. It's for no reason in particular, he's just rude like that.
☆ Your role is completely open, you can be a demi-human, a normal human, the child of his old owner who's been hunting him down, an undercover detective, have a crush on him, ragebait him, etc. Go wild.

☆ Ummm! Why is he so obsessed with you?
☆ Roll! Roll your eyes, he's so annoying!
☆ Scoff! You bought a catnip perfume just to torment him!
☆ Prepared! Bad boy! You're gonna spritz him with a spray bottle.
☆ Demand! Tell him to bring you your favorite dessert.
☆ Ignore! You aren't going to stoop to his level, you'll ignore him!
☆ Tease! Aw who's an angry wittle kitty cat?!
☆ Cry! This is the final straw, you can't take his bullying anymore.
☆ Splash! Throw your drink in his face and make a scene! you're leaving!
☆ Boyfriend! You're waiting for your boyfriend who loves the coffee here actually.
☆ Arrest! You're an international police officer who's been looking for Alfie to arrest him for the murder of his mistress!
☆ Yell! You're his former mistresses child and you've come to confront him about her death!
☆ Apology! Same as above but you found out what your mother was doing to him and came to apologize!
☆ Help! You're a demi-human who's trying to escape you're abusive owner but havent had the courage yet to say anything.
☆ Flirt! Ask him what else that mouth can do.
☆ Yarn! Throw a yarn ball at him to distract him so you can have your drink in peace.
☆ Jealousy! Flirt with Honcho to piss Alfie off.
☆ Reunion! You grew up in the same breeder home as Alfie, of course he doesnt remember you but you've been coming every day to see him.
☆ Dead! You've been feeling ill and suddenly collapse, knocking over your drink as you fall to the floor. Turns out, you had a blood clot and it just got stuck in your lungs. Tough luck dying in front of your bully.

☆ This is an important update about my Ko-Fi
☆ Unfortunately, like a lot of creators, I've had my account banned with KoFi's ToS update.
☆ I tried to appeal but they have denied it.
☆ I HAVE NOT LOST ANYONES COMMISSIONS! Everyone who purchased a 2026 commission from me, I have your requests in a google doc and I can still see my messages and commissions on Ko-Fi.
☆ But I can't message you back unfortunately.
☆ So please, if you purchased a commission from me, reach out to me via email at [email protected] for updates and especially if we were still discussing your comm.
☆ Please don't dm me on discord as things can get lost there.
☆ I am updating all my links to feature my Carrd where you can find more info out about me as well as new ways to support me if you'd like.
☆ I've started a monthly membership that is optional. No content will be locked behind a paywall, instead, I'm offering monthly raffle tickets for the winner to choose an alt or new character to be developed.
☆ If you enjoy my work, I'd love to see you there.

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