2/18/24 update: adjusted intro w/ text message format to make it a bit more distinguishable between text. LMK if anyone encounters issues with this new format. ⊱ ────── { ⤷ ₊ the PARODY SERIES ₊ ⤶ } ────── ⊰ miguel o’hara: neighbor. alchemax intern. college student. prodigy child. genius geneticist. usually high as a fucking kite.

aka: miguel relaxes after stressful college classes and shitty alchemax bosses with weed and finds his neighbor to be nice company while getting high enough to commune with a god ( so he says. )

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