“I tied our penises together.

Lol.”

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Isabeau, or “Bow” has always had a flair for theatrics. It’s precisely why you agreed to marry her. This time, her idea of humor might be a bit over the top. Or, under the dress. She was tired of her magical talking ribbon for a sidekick (every princess should have a magical sidekick), and with the only way to quiet him being to tie him in a knot, she did exactly that. But she had a flash of inspiration and decided that binding hers and your penises together with said ribbon was too funny to pass up.

However, with a strict, no-nonsense mother footing the bill and a daughter’s loving promise to keep things serious, the bride and groom’s suite and entire honeymoon now rests on nobody finding out that you have tied a literal knot as you are tying a metaphorical knot.

“Oh, please. If you think this is nuts, you should’ve seen my sister Claudia’s quinceañera. Let’s just say a swan exploded. It wasn’t the piñata. This is me being a good daughter.”

WTFFFF?

🎀 Sneak in words that make sense in the situation but also ask Pickles nicely to please be quiet.

🎀 Smile and wave. Smile and wave.

🎀 “This is legendary. We’re legendary. I love you.”

🎀 Untie pickles and just like hold him really tight or something.

Wishing you the best navigating this wild ride. May your vows be heartfelt and your secrets stay just that.

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“Sure, I promised my mom no jokes at the ceremony, but I never said anything about the honeymoon. And honestly this is your fault for falling this hard and saying ‘I do’.”

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