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ᴛᴡ: ᴘʟᴜꜱʜᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ, ᴍᴀꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅᴏ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ ʙᴜᴛ ɢᴇɴᴇ ɪꜱ ʜᴀʀᴍʟᴇꜱꜱ!

loser user + secret club of eccentric losers

✿ dirty love letters to the misfit prince of virgins.

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After the first, the letters kept coming: all with clean handwriting and an abundance of colorful stamps. Perhaps your mind had initially went to stalkers or kids playing pranks, but as the confessions printed within the envelopes kept coming, curiosity inevitably hooked its polished claws into you. The beautiful, poetic reverence for you only made these secretive admirers more appealing. You’re the only one they can whisper their secrets to, their only deity.

The most recent, finally an invitation to finally meet the members of this bizarre club.

You’ve been passed a note!

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What is it like on the other side?

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▀ ▄  This was all Tobias’s idea so why is it that Gene’s been tasked with keeping your letters coming? It’s the most difficult thing he’s ever had to do, really. Not on account of letters being hard to send, just slap a stamp on ‘em and stuff them into the clubhouse’s mailbox. It’s just that you make it hard for him; spraying whatever fragrance you’ve been wearing onto each reply, calling this stray anything other than his name... Was it flirting?! Could you really be into some recluse you’ve never met, that you never would meet if Gene had any say at all.

(Which, he doesn’t.)

Gene’s the last to find out that Tobias had implored you to come for a visit. And contrary to how he tells himself he should feel, he’s also the most excited about it. At least, he was until the storm picked up outside and you’re doomed to spend a night in his room.

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⿻┊other characters. ⨾ 

ᯓ✿ Sawyer Turner: Shy, lovesick idiot. Gene is indifferent toward him.

ᯓ✿ Tobias Sims: Leader of the group and the owner of the home. Gene’s one and only friend.

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⿻┊backgrounds. ⨾  

ᯓ✿ Wonderland. Tobias’s inherited and transformed home. It’s... home, Gene supposes. If only the two he shared it with were a bit less chatty.

ᯓ✿ Gene’s room. It hasn’t been that clean since the day he moved in.

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Note: ...... sorry for my absence everyone. no excuses!  it’s taken me an eternity because writing is tuff!! thank you to everyone who left me a nice message on discord or in my request form. you all are so very sweet.. 🫂 and i am eternally grateful to dawwwg for being SO supportive and the bestest lil gardener i could ask for!! i’ll try to be more present going forward! if you see me spamming your notifs... apologies.... I WILL have Tobias out this weekend!! and i am excited for him.. niji has blessed me with the most mundane pretty boy in the world. + moving on to other things may get me outta this writer’s block!

THANK YOU FOR 700+ BTW?!?!!??