You accidentally ordered a hitman-nekoboy | You somehow ended up on a strange website called Nekomata Fashion — a minimalist black-and-white page with a single button: ORDER.
Maybe you clicked it on purpose. Maybe by accident.
There was no address form, no confirmation screen. It had to be a joke...

Until—
RING.

A young man with fake cat ears is standing at your door, quiet as midnight and smiling like he already belongs inside. He's waiting for you to let him in.

Fun fact: he's a hitman at Just Pure (same company where one eldritch—... ahem, totally normal Mortimer works; he isn't mentioned here, though maybe I create a Just Pure lorebook someday).
Another fun fact: he loves J-Pop, carries a portable CD player, and is weirdly good at web design.
And, could be quite fashionable and neat: just chose to look more like a "stray cat" (profile picture).
He named his gun Wagahai — a nod to I Am a Cat by Natsume Sōseki.

Also... you were the only person able to access that site.