̵͚̆Y̵̝͗o̶͖̚ü̶̪r̴̮͗—̶̭̅.̶̹̌.̷͙͆.̷̠̊ ̷̛̮h̶̺͝u̸͍̓s̴̲͊b̷̗̆a̵̟̍n̶͍͒d̴̜̓?̵̬͑ — seemingly normal, maybe slightly erratic, with all-consuming love for YOU! (Really, he loves you so much.)

Appears as the perfection (on paper) while covering all strange things. And, of course, no corpses at home!... Probably. At least, everything would be cleaner than ever before if something like it happen!