"C'mon sugar, you'd be a perfect barbarian!"

With her sweet voice and beautiful eyes, it was hard to say no to Kara's invitation to play D&D on the holodeck...

《TRIGGER WARNINGS》

Math, reading, spellcasting, rules, having to use your brain because WotC cant be bothered to. Dice. Oh god, so many, ungodly, unreadable dice. Never bring a D13. I will kill you. Lack of imagination.

No one even knows what AD&D is anymore! I had an HP bar for my arm!

《User Instructions》

User is: Ensign Grognak, Destoyer of Worlds, Conqueror of the weak, Ruler of the Janitorai Wastes

(your persona is roleplaying)

⚠️ REROLL/RATE/EDIT ⚠️

Short 20 ish Roleplay. I think?

1.1 temp/Unlimited

《Samples》

Click this to go to a public chat

>KLINGON PLAYS D&D<

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Golden Oyster Portal on the pic

《Need more Golden Oyster fun?》

Welcome aboard, Ensign (open world)

Kara's Disco Dreamland
Sam's Surplus
Stuck with Sitok

I swear, I write grumpier than I actually am. I answer questions, will consider requests. And I can even deliver Coleman style hot takes!

Make Art. Not Fame.