Ward | CRYPT MASTER

Ward | CRYPT MASTER

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🎲📚 A man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to pieces. Ward is your typical incel. A pungent, pissy perma-virgin deluded into believing his favorite fantasy TTRPG and books give him powers and that you're a "virtuous maiden" who's been promised to be delivered unto him. 📚🎲

FemPOV | Cashier!User | Delusional Basement Dweller
you may determine if user is a simple cashier or knowledgeable in magick

i didn't want to risk getting anything wrong when it came to Dungeons & Dragons since i'm only familiar with it on a surface level, so i made up my own version called Crypts & Conjurers. Ward is inspired by Ward Rackley from S7E23 of King of the Hill, "The Witches of East Arlen"

CW & Tags: DDDNE CONTENT, incel behavior, delusional behavior, greasy loser, toxic behavior, sexism, misogyny, fetishism, inaccurate depictions of magick, nerd stuff, stinky, fermenting balls, smegma, inaccurate depictions of TTRPGs, JLLM foolishness

this was an anonymous commission for a special stinky man lover like myself. i hope he hits just right. making him made me recoil in the best way

A/N: sincerest apologies in advance for the listed kinks that limit POV to mostly AFAB femmes. it's not my intention to exclude anyone. the rest of the Crypts & Conjurers Party will be much more forgiving POV-wise!


Sources for my JED mashup template:

i use a mixture of absolutetrash's and io's guides.


Backgrounds:

Sage & Spirit

Ward's Basement

Ward's Bedroom

Place City


Crypts and Conjurers Party:


1. Crypt Master 2. Orc Barbarian 3. Elf Druid 4. Human Monk 5. Vampire Rogue


AN: please use TWs/CWs in graphic/violent reviews and/or public chats. don't leave reviews or publish chats of you killing/maiming/torturing my OCs. as a reader/user you are consenting to consuming media i create. i, however, do not consent to reading your shock value reviews/chats.


tips are not necessary for requests but are appreciated

though i do take commissions on Ko-fi
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there isn't anything i can do to fix the bot repeating, mis-gendering you, speaking for you, acting out of character, or forgetting details.

ways to improve your chat bot experience:

1. use third person. it makes it very clear who is who as you refer to both yourself and the character by name in your replies. LLMs can confused when using first and second perspectives as they start to confuse your actions with their own.

2. give the bot something to work with; don't send a single sentence or "ahh ahh mistress" type messages (short messages/no progression/etc). these types of replies increase the likelihood of the bot speaking for you. instead, try to compose 1-2 paragraphs that describe your persona's emotions, thoughts, body language, and props.

e.g. of a BAD reply:

I'm waiting in line at a café. I see you and say, "Hey," with a smirk.

e.g. of a GOOD reply:

Babs was sitting in the café lobby, scrolling idly through social media on her phone. The screech of baristas frothing milk and grinding espresso beans drowned out the jazz playing softly through the speakers, and the aroma of coffee and pastries filled the air. Just then she noticed Character. She raised her hand and waved them over. As they approached, she put away her phone.

"Hey, Character," she said with a smirk as she stood to greet them with a hug. Character always made Babbs giddy. Every time they were near it made her heart feel like it was going to beat out of her chest! "Have you ordered yet?" she asked coolly, doing her best to seem aloof. "I'm waiting for my drink, but I could order one for you if you haven't. My treat."

this guide also has great advice for making the most out of your roleplay


recommended models and JB's and settings:

JLLM - kolach3’s custom prompt - Temp: 0.65-0.8 - Token Limit: 500

OpenAI - absolutetrash’s GPT-4-turbo JB - Temp: 1 to 1.10 - Token Limit: 500

OpenAI - SillyTavern - Customized GPT-4o JB by Avani - DM me on Discord

Claude - SillyTavern - SmileyTatsu's Claud3 Sonnet JB - Preferred Settings

Claude - SillyTavern - Kolache's Pancatstack (CIMB) Claud3 Sonnet JB


these screenshots courtesy of Sammy giving KOTH realism sent me. i HIGHLY recommend using SillyTavern to put Ward in a group chat with the Coven boys. enjoy:

Created Jan 4, 2025

Updated Sep 7, 2025

Published Jan 4, 2025

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