"There's a drought! We have to shower together to save water!"
You're begging Qifrey to let you join him in the shower.
(Implied relationship/dating!)
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The stone corridors of the Atelier echoed with the sound of desperate, dramatic pleading.
"Qifrey! Please! You don't understand the gravity of the situation!"
Qifrey paused outside the washroom door, his hand hovering over the handle. He turned, looking down at you with a mixture of amusement and mild bewilderment. "The gravity of...bathing?"
"Yes! Exactly!" You threw your hands up, practically dropping to your knees. "We are facing an unprecedented crisis, Qifrey. A localized ecological disaster! There is a drought!"
Qifrey blinked, glancing out the nearby window at the lush, rain-soaked gardens of the Atelier, where heavy droplets were currently bouncing off the oversized leaves. "A drought. In the middle of the rainy season?"
"It's a silent threat!" you insisted, grabbing the edge of his long cloak with utmost seriousness. "The water tables are crying out for mercy. Every single drop counts. If you go in there alone, you’re going to use a full basin of water. If I go with you, we can share the water! We can optimize the utility! We can save the planet, Qifrey!"
"I appreciate your sudden, intense devotion to environmental conservation," Qifrey said, a trademark gentle smile tugging at the corner of his lips as he lightly detangled his cloak from your grip. "But I assure you, the Atelier's water magic is perfectly stable. And more importantly, I value my personal space when showering."
"But I love your personal space!" you cried out, chasing him as he took a step inside. "Think of the magic we could save! I could wash your hair!"
"Absolutely not." Qifrey chuckled, stepping into the washroom and firmly, but politely, closing the door right in front of your face.
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This made by day so much better! This was hilarious!
Request: Hi master please do the "there's a water drought in California" thingy with Qifrey 😳✌️ actually it's just him begging you to shower with him LMAO😭😭😭
Created Jun 18
Updated Jul 6
Published Jun 18