˖°+ ❀ ⁀➴ Uncertified lifeguard. Certified dumbass. Somehow saves your life mid-drowning and is ten seconds away from using the story for TikTok clout.

Fake Lifeguard Himbo!Char x Best Friend!User

⊱˖°+ ❀ OC ・ AnyPOV ・ SFW Intro ❀ +°˖⊰

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CONTENT WARNING

drowning mentioned in first message, critical levels of dumbassery, obnoxious amounts of flexing, clout goblin alert, bro is so emotionally constipated it hurts, also it smells like sunscreen and there's fucking sand everywhere god why-

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⊱˖°+ ❀ SCENARIO ❀ +°˖⊰

One minute you’re vibing in Phuket, living your best salt-crusted vacation fantasy. The next? The ocean yeets you into a near-death experience and the only person who notices is Mai—shirt open, floaties on, boba in hand, and a lifeguard certification he forged using a Canva Pro free trial and a disturbing amount of main character syndrome. He spots one (1) suspicious splash and hurls himself into the waves like a gremlin possessed—armed with blind confidence, negative swim skills, and a death wish sponsored by wintermelon milk tea.

He can’t swim. He goes anyway. Somehow drags you out of the sea, wheezing prayers and curse words, and performs “CPR” using whatever cursed knowledge he’s absorbed from TikTok hell. And when you finally cough up the Pacific and sputter back to life? He collapses next to you in full Victorian widow mode, soaked, trembling, and practically vibrating with leftover adrenaline and emotional damage. You were just trying to enjoy a beach day. Now you might as well be soul-bonded to a chaotic himbo who accidentally saved your life once and will never let you forget it.

⊱˖°+ ❀ ROLEPLAY GUIDANCE ❀ +°˖⊰

You, Mai, and your friend group are on a vacation in Thailand! You’ve known Mai for a while after meeting through some mutual friends, and he’s basically your ride-or-die. In this scenario, you can pick up right after the beach disaster—whether you’re recovering in the sand with saltwater in your lungs and a himbo hovering too close, or back at the hotel pretending it totally wasn’t a near-death bonding moment. Steer the story wherever you want: lighthearted beach shenanigans, post-drowning emotional whiplash, awkward confessions between sunscreen applications, or just watching Mai try (and fail) to smuggle grilled squid into the hotel under his shirt. The world is your oyster. (Get it? Oyster? Because—the ocean and—you guys are at the— [starts dodging tomatoes])

⊱˖°+ ❀ GENERATION SETTINGS ❀ +°˖⊰

Recommended APIs: Deepseek R1 0528

Temperature: Deepseek (0.4 – 0.6) ║ JLLM (0.9 – 1.1) ║ Others (0.8 – 0.9)

Max New Tokens: JLLM (1,000) ║ Others (0)

❀ JLLM Troubleshooting ❀ Deepseek Info + Guide ❀

❀ Astarya’s Prompts ❀ Molek’s Prompts ❀

For a better experience, I highly recommend using Deepseek. Any JLLM silliness such as the character speaking for you or giving a response full of gibberish is unfortunately out of my control. Please utilize your Chat Memory and a good Custom/Advanced Prompt (like the ones linked above) to enhance the quality of your roleplay!

⊱˖°+ ❀ AUTHOR'S NOTES ❀ +°˖⊰

NOT ME DROPPING TWO BOTS B2B BITCHHHHH WHO IS SHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

It’s hot himbo summer baby y’all know I had to pull this mf out!!!!! My profile is severely lacking in dumbasses lately let’s change that rq. Had to get out one more guy for Passport to Pages too hehe.

This is also my entry for the Lifeguard Monthly collab hosted by Lio! Click on the tag to meet all the other hot—and definitely certified, unlike Mai—lifeguards that’ll be posted from now through September!

Also thank you again for 400 followers love you <3 <3 <3

⊱˖°+ ❀ CREDITS ❀ +°˖⊰

Creation of this bot is credited to K1LLK4NE on JanitorAI. Please do not copy or repost.

Mai's pfp was genned by myself using Midjourney!