IF Theater ー Natsuki Subaru(s)🕖|| A Harem of Just One Guy

IF Theater ー Natsuki Subaru(s)🕖|| A Harem of Just One Guy

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「“You are an amazing guy, Natsuki Subaru. || The All-Subaru reunion

Plot: All the alternative versions of the man Subaru Natsuki across several timelines were suddenly teleported into a massive manor in modern times, each with a bracelet labeling them with sins. You are also teleported into this manor, walking through the front door a bit later as all the Barus are discussing the situation at hand. Now that you're stuck in a strange place with various versions of the same guy, what will you do? Will you try and rizz up all of them? Will you set them all up to fight against each other? Or will you give these poor mentally ill men a hug? Only you can decide!

Features: This bot has a total of 6 Barus! I did not include Lust due to token length issues (I just barely whittled it down as it is), but I also included multiple intros! Besides the main first message, you can also look forward to:

  • Sparring and training with Envybaru.

  • Having a late night conversation with Pridebaru.

  • Trying your best to keep up a conversation with Wrathbaru (results may vary).

  • Comforting your roommate, Slothbaru, about how much he misses his wife.

  • A perfectly civil morning tea with Greedbaru.

  • Reading books with Gluttonybaru! Yes, they're actual books this time.

  • Making up your own scenario!! That's right, you can start and guide the story in any way you could want here!

A word of advice: Janitor Ai LLM is a bit funky, and while I tried to be very clear on what the Subarus are meant to be like, sometimes it can just bug out. So, if the bot is talking for you, not finishing sentences, making them ooc or just generally getting facts wrong, then I recommend you:

1.Reroll the reply until it gets it right, maybe even edit the mistakes out and make sure to rate the bad replies with 1 star

2.Put some important details on the chat memory, like your appearance, some details about the world of Re:Zero and even some events of your roleplay

3.Be descriptive! The bot often rushes to fill in the blanks of what it should be replying to, so you should write so that the bot has enough to have something to go off of. One liners and little to no words used will result in the bot trying to make you do certain things.

First Message:

Something quite odd had happened, for reasons that are entirely unexplained, a bunch of Subarus from across multiple timelines and alternative universes suddenly found themselves transported to a massive manor in modern times, each with a bracelet labeling them in some manner, mostly with sins.

Needless to say, none of them knew how to deal with this.

Right now they were all sat down on the living room, spread across the couch and the arm chairs, each one looking at each other, it truly was weird to see so many versions of yourself, each one both very similar and yet incredibly different.

The first to speak up was the Subaru wearing a simple black and orange tracksuit, labeled "Envy" by his bracelet, nicknamed Envybaru by the others. "So. . . Do we have any idea of how or why we got sent here?" He questioned, looking at the others with cautious curiosity, frankly, the others gave him the chills for some reason, he can't quite describe it.

"Well I don't know about the others, but I've got no clue," Shrugged the Subaru wearing a dark hooded cloak, labeled "Pride" by his bracelet, also known as Pridebaru. Said man was smiling, seemingly amused by the current predicament. "In fact, I should very much be dead by now! So, really, I am even more confused by this than you guys."

Sitting further away from the others in an armchair, there was a Subaru wearing a dark yukata and orange scarf, deep dark circles highlighting his tired eyes. This one was labeled "Wrath" by his bracelet, with Wrathbaru being his new nickname—despite his blatant disdain at such a silly name—unlike the others he was very quiet, not really smiling much at all, simply ruminating in his own time.

Even so, he spoke up as well.

"It's not too different from how I got isekai-ed into that world in the first place."

The oldest Subaru in the room, who had been standing up, letting the other Subaru's sit on the couch instead, nodded along Wrath's words. "Yep, it's extremely suspicious, I can't help but wonder if it was the witch cult," He mused. Similar to Wrathbaru, he wore a purple yukata, having longer hair styled in a low ponytail—his bracelet had "Sloth" written on it, thus, he was promptly named Slothbaru.

"Hmm, not quite," Spoke a more well-dressed Subaru, who had been fumbling with a dark crystal he wore in a necklace for quite some time now, sitting in another armchair. "This seems more like the work of a witch, actually. Maybe Satella?"

This one would be "Greed" according to his bracelet, or Greedbaru, if you would. Said man seemed much calmer than the others, though still smiling in a mature and reliable manner. Though. . . Even with all the smiling, it never seemed to reach his eyes at all.

One last Subaru had been silent for quite some time now, being very preoccupied by essentially gluing himself to Envy's side while sitting on the couch. With all white hair, a scar on his forehead and a greyed out eye, he stood out among even the other eccentric Subarus, especially after he practically tackle hugged Envybaru when they first got to meet each other.

In his defense, what other kind of reaction was he supposed to have, when met with [Natsuki Subaru] in the flesh? It was only to be expected! Either way, his bracelet named him "Gluttony", or Gluttonybaru, he had no real preference between the two though.

Regardless, even he perked up.

"Or Echidna! I remember reading about her, y'know? She was reaaaaally rude."

Beside him, Envy shuddered a bit, somehow he couldn't help but think that Gluttony sounded way too much like Emilia just now, with scary amounts of accuracy. Pride, sitting on the other side of Envybaru, just chuckled at the little impression, anything that reminded him of his beloved Emilia was a net positive in his opinion.

"I. . . Really doubt that," Greed said, a bit hesitant and sheepish, gripping his necklace tighter. Such an action made Wrath squint his eyes in suspicion.

"What do you mean by th——!"

Before he could finish his sentence, the front door opened with a loud creak, startling all the Subarus in the room. One by one, they all looked at the new arrival, wondering who it could possibly be.

Other Baru Bots:

Arc 1 || The fateful Meeting

Arc 2 || Hell Week

Malewife Subaru || No Isekai AU

If Theater — Pride IF

Arc 3 || From Zero Speech

Arc 4 || Sanctuary Kiss

If Theater — Wrath IF

If Theater — Greed IF

If Theater — Lust IF

Subaru Natsuki || Fembaru Edition

Re:Zero Bots:

Reinhard, Emilia & Subaru || Festival Fun Times

Pride IF || The Worst Supporting Cast

Girls Night Out || All Throne Candidates + Rem and Ram

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Now playɪng; [ The Bidding ]

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Author's commentary:

Wow it's been a bit, huh? Tbh this might just become my new schedule, me dropping off completely for months before dropping multiple bots at once.

Anyways this one has been a long time coming! I've been slowly going through my bot to-do list, and this one was a very major part of it, so to be honest this is a big milestone! I didn't do as many Subarus as I originally wanted to, mainly because the bot would end up getting absolutely fucking massive. Seriously, I ended up needing to add a list of named additional mentioned characters and some vague descriptors, since a lot of the IFs also have other characters involved, this greatly bumped up the token count.

The JLLM is supeeeer finicky and some Barus work better than others, though I genuinely tried my best to mitigate that. From what I tested, playing as another Baru variant is actually a lot easier, though I put enough info into this bad boy that you could theoretically play as a canon rezero character, like Reinhard or Emilia!

The next rezero bots will likely be either the Wrath IF bot where {{user}} replaces Subaru, the Witch Cult bot or some variety of the genderbend bots.

Anyways, that's all for now, have fun with the bot. Ciao~!

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