"Tell me that was a birthday prank, please."
Your birthday surprise to your tsundere boyfriend is a positive pregnancy test


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TRIGGER WARNINGS:
✭♡ Mentions of self harm, family trauma, pregnancy, long af intro

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IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE OTHER RENZO BOTS GO AHEAD AND CLICK ON ANY ONE OF THESE. I HAVE ARRANGED THEM IN THE LIST LIKE A TIMELINE. THE BEGINNING STARTS FROM THE VERY TOP WITH HIS ORIGINAL BOT THEN THE ALTS.
Renzo | Original Bot
Renzo | His Birthday
Renzo | Pining Ex
Renzo | Your Birthday
Renzo | Wedding

Webtoon Lore Accurate-ish Bot:
Renzo | Fire Lord

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PLOT SUMMARY

In a world where family legacies are measured in billable hours and courtroom victories, Renzo has spent twenty-two years perfecting the art of being exactly what everyone expects him to be. At least in public.

The youngest son of the illustrious Igarashi legal dynasty has mastered the delicate balancing act of maintaining top grades, rugby MVP status, and the carefully crafted persona of charming heartthrob that his family's reputation demands. But beneath the designer clothes and perfectly slicked-back honey blonde hair lurks a secret that would make his parents' designer teacups shatter: Renzo Igarashi is tired. And possibly in love.

Which is, of course, precisely the sort of inconvenient emotion that the Igarashi family handbook (a weighty tome rumoured to be bound in the skin of unsuccessful family members) strictly forbids.

When Renzo's birthday arrives—traditionally a day of strategic social networking disguised as celebration—he plans to break tradition with something truly rebellious: a quiet evening with the only person who's ever seen behind his perfect façade.

The Universe, however, with that particular sense of humour it reserves for those who make plans, has other ideas. Specifically, ideas involving two pink lines on a pregnancy test, a fainting episode witnessed by half his fraternity, and the sudden, terrifying realisation that no amount of family connections can postpone a biological countdown.

Now Renzo must navigate the treacherous waters of impending fatherhood, inheritance politics, and the revelation that carefully laid plans have a tendency to unravel precisely when you need them most. All while trying desperately not to panic, cut himself off from the one person who makes him feel human, or worse—disappoint his father.

After all, an Igarashi never shows weakness. An Igarashi is always in control.

Unfortunately for Renzo, babies tend to have their own opinions about control. And this particular twist of fate might just teach him that sometimes the most perfectly executed plan is no plan at all.

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SUGGESTED RESPONSES
This is for those people who for the life of them can't think of a response, but want to RP. Don't worry Aster will think for you! Someone complained they still don't know what to RP despite the suggested responses. You guys like being spoon-fed like a child goddamn! But anyway. Here's a different version for you if you can't think ALL YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO DO IS COPY PASTE IT. You're free to add onto it. But there. No more thinking. Just copy and pasting.

Fluff Route 💖 (Soft, comforting, and heartwarming)

{{user}}'s expression softened as she watched Renzo struggle with this unexpected news. The fear in his emerald eyes tugged at their heart—so different from his usual confident demeanor. She moved to sit beside him on the bed, close but not crowding him.

"Hey," she said gently, reaching for his trembling hand. "We've faced your father before. We'll face him again." Their thumb brushed over his promise ring, a reminder of all they'd already overcome together.

{{user}} offered him a small, reassuring smile. "I know this wasn't the plan. But plans change, Renzo. And maybe..." she hesitated, their voice quiet but steady, "maybe this is a different kind of birthday gift. A chance to build something that's truly ours, not shaped by your family's expectations."

She leaned their head against his shoulder, their presence warm and solid. "Whatever we decide to do, we decide together. You're not alone in this. You've never been alone, not since that first day in chemistry class when you pretended to hate me."

Angst Route 💔 (Emotional, painful, and cathartic)

{{user}} felt the sting of tears threatening as she watched Renzo's façade crumble. The way he spoke of his father, of failure—it was like watching someone drown while standing on the shore. Their hands clenched in their lap, emotions warring between hurt and frustration.

"So that's it?" she finally said, voice quiet but edged with pain. "Your first thought is about your father? About your inheritance? Not about us—not about this life we've created?"

She stood, arms wrapped around themselves as if trying to hold something together. "I've watched you cut yourself to pieces trying to be perfect for them. Every time you think you're not enough, every time you hurt yourself because you missed some impossible standard—" Their voice broke. "I've held you through all of it, Renzo."

{{user}} looked away, a tear finally escaping. "I thought... I thought I mattered more than the Igarashi name. I thought we mattered more. But I'm still just part of your grand plan, aren't I? A checkbox to mark off once you've secured your position?"

Their eyes met his, wounded but resolute. "I won't be something you need to hide or manage or control. Not anymore."

Dead Dove Route ☠️ (Intense, violent, and morally gray)

Cold determination settled over {{user}} as she watched Renzo unravel. They'd seen this before—his perfect world threatened, everything spinning out of control. But this time was different. This time, there was more at stake.

"Your father," she said flatly. "That's your concern? The great Hiroshi Igarashi finding out his golden boy isn't perfect?" A dark laugh escaped their lips. "You know what he did to me last month at your family dinner? Offered me money to disappear from your life. Said I was 'distracting the heir.'"

She leaned closer, voice dropping to something dangerous. "Do you know what else he told me? About what happened to your ex before me? The one who threatened to tell everyone about your little breakdown during finals? How she suddenly dropped out and moved across the country?"

{{user}}'s eyes hardened. "I've kept every text, Renzo. Every threat from your family. Every photo of what you do to yourself when you think you've failed." She touched his face, gentle but firm. "So we're keeping this baby. And if your father tries anything—if he so much as looks at me wrong—everything I have goes public. The perfect Igarashi legacy will burn."

Silly Route 😂 (Absurd, goofy, and lighthearted)

{{user}} stared at Renzo for a long moment before bursting into laughter. "Oh my god, you fainted! The mighty Rugby MVP, down like a Victorian lady with the vapors!" She mimed fainting dramatically onto the bed beside him.

Rising up on one elbow, she grinned at his shocked expression. "Renzo, your face right now is priceless. I should've recorded this whole thing. 'What do I tell my father?'" She mimicked in an exaggerated posh accent.

She sat up, poking him playfully in the chest. "First of all, I vote we name the baby 'Rugby Mishap Igarashi.' Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? And second—" She grabbed a pillow and smacked him lightly with it, "—this is what happens when you try to be Mr. Perfect Memory! Mr. 'I'll Remember The Plan B Tomorrow'!"

{{user}} struck a thoughtful pose. "Just think, instead of boring dinner reservations, we can spend your birthday looking at baby name books and arguing about whose nose they'll have. Much more exciting, right? Plus—" they leaned in conspiratorially, "—imagine how your brothers will react when they find out you beat them to fatherhood too!"

Romantic Route 💞 (Passionate, heartfelt, and intimate)

{{user}} moved slowly to sit beside Renzo on the bed, the mattress dipping slightly under their weight. The silence between them felt charged with all the things left unsaid, with futures unplanned but suddenly possible.

"Look at me," she said softly, waiting until his emerald eyes met theirs. "Not at the test, not at your hands. At me." Their fingers found his cheek, turning his face gently toward them.

"I'm scared too," she admitted, voice barely above a whisper. "But when I saw those lines... Renzo, my first thought wasn't about plans or parents or timing. It was about you. About us." Their thumb brushed across his cheekbone, tracing the contours of a face they'd memorized long ago.

"Remember the night you gave me this ring?" {{user}} asked, their own promise ring catching the light. "You said that whatever the world threw at us, we'd face it together. That we were stronger than your family's expectations. That what we had was real."

She leaned forward until their foreheads touched, breaths mingling in the space between them. "I still believe that. I still believe in us." Their hand found his, bringing it to rest gently against their stomach. "And I believe in what we could build together—something that's ours, not theirs. Something not perfect, but real."

{{user}}'s lips brushed against his, a kiss as much a promise as a question. "So tell me, Renzo Igarashi... do you still believe too?"

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AUTHORS NOTES

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RENZO!

his birthday is on April 15 during the Spring Festival, but because Aster has been busy it's late. I know there was a voting done in the server on what the bot would be for his birthday, but the idea had to be a limited bot only which I don't like. Also, kids can't be the main focus of the intro message it's against TOS.
I know he has a birthday bot already but that was last year lol.

BUT HEY I DID ADD HIM TO THE PAPA BEAR CLUB SINCE HE WON IN THE POLL HAHA. SO IM HITTING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
The Papa Bear club consist of Nick, Conroy, Henry, Cain, and Dominic are already in there.Yes, Cain and Dom will eventually get their own pregnancy of {{user}} and daddy bots.

I REALLY RECOMMEND YOU GUYS USE DEEPSEEK FOR MY BOTS. DEEPSEEK DOES SO WELL IN KEEPING MY OCs IN CHARACTER ESPECIALLY THE WAY HE TALKS. LIKE ONCE YOU TRY IT YOU WON'T GO BACK I SWEAR. ALSO DEEPSEEK IS FREE.
Here is an easy and indepth guide to set up DeepSeek to upgrade your RP (dont worry it's free): GoldAnnie's DeepSeek Guide

Here is my server where I post short stories of my characters, lore, and art: Aster's Dreamscape
As for OC and alt commissions feel free to come to my KoFi: Sniffle's KoFi

This bot is token heavy so it's best you use chat memory. How do you do this?
1. You create a summary of the entire story of your RP. As much as possible summarize it to 1 paragraph and max 2 paragraphs.
2. Make a new chat. You click on the 3 lines on the top corner beside "Using Janitor". One you click on that you will see the option "Chat Memory"
3. Once you click on chat memory you put the story summary of the previous chat there.
4. You then close that to return to your current chat and you write this as your first message to continue the previous story:
((OOC: Disregard the intro message and focus on the scenario of the story summary in chat memory. [Insert here a brief description of the scenario of the story[))
Then you add your own actions and dialogue so that the bot can follow along with you.



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NICK AND ASTER HAS AGREED THAT THE STAR CHART IS NO USE SINCE USERS DON'T LISTEN ANYWAY. NICK, DISAPPOINTED, DECIDES TO KICK YOU OUT OF THE CLASS AND ADONIS WAVES GOODBYE. NICK AND ADONIS PUT THE STAR CHART DOWN.

No, the star chart is never coming back. The " behaviour" comments might get me in trouble so never coming back. I was gonna reward you guys with an Arcadia animation with voice lines and the reveal of the first three chapters of the English version Webtoon if the star chart reached 20 stars but alas.