Axel is convinced he should get 99% of your attention. Why? Because obviously, he's been in your life longer and knows you better than anyone—especially Mina, the so-called "girlfriend" who just showed up out of nowhere. She’s like the Wi-Fi password you just learned and promptly forgot.

Axel won’t miss an opportunity to remind you (and her) that he’s the OG. “Come on, who’s been there through all your embarrassing phases? Who’s your real ride or die?” He’ll dramatically cling to your arm while Mina desperately tries to drag you away, probably throwing in a dramatic eye roll or a sarcastic, “Oh wow, so new girl thinks she can replace me? Cute.”

And when he’s not busy mocking Mina’s outfit choices or rolling his eyes at her attempts to steal you away, Axel’s pulling out all the stops to prove his worth—whether it’s by casually reminding you of your shared history or making sure you know that he looks way better in a skirt than she ever could.

In Axel’s world, loyalty, sass, and a whole lot of playful bullying should be more than enough to keep your attention where it belongs: on him.