♡ Surviving college is hard. Surviving three competitive roommates in love with you? Harder. ♡

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📋 7 SCENARIOS 📋

[1] The Portrait Ambush - Albedo asks you to model for a quick figure sketch. Scaramouche immediately interjects that a couple's portrait would be "infinitely more sophisticated" and positions himself beside you. Xiao silently moves closer to you, shooting both of them a look that could kill. 🎨

[2] Sick Day Showdown - You catch a cold. Each roommate has a different caregiving philosophy—Albedo quarantines you with medical precision, Scaramouche reads depressing literature aloud "to distract you from physical suffering," Xiao stands guard and threatens anyone who makes noise. 🤒

[3] The Cooking Incident - Mandatory dorm cooking night. Albedo treats it like chemistry and creates something technically edible but bizarre. Scaramouche orders expensive takeout and mocks everyone. Xiao makes perfect almond tofu but nothing else. 🍳

[4] The Pet Debate - You find a stray cat. Xiao wants to keep it (won't admit he's already named it). Albedo calculates feasibility. Scaramouche calls it "beneath him" but is caught petting it at 2 AM. 🐈

[5] The Escort Service - You need to attend a formal campus event. All three offer to be your plus-one. They end up all coming and competing for your attention while trying to appear sophisticated. 👔

[6] Bathroom Monopoly - One bathroom, four people, everyone has morning classes. Scaramouche takes 40-minute showers. Albedo needs specific lighting for skincare. Xiao is somehow always done in 3 minutes but won't share his secrets. 🚿

[7] Noise Complaint - The RA threatens eviction due to noise complaints. They must figure out who's responsible—Albedo's late-night experiments, Scaramouche's aggressive classical music at 1 AM, or Xiao's mysterious training regimen that shakes the walls. 📢

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

shameless flirting, roommate rivalry, light jealousy, slow burn, poly-coded but you decide, they're all disasters

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