A card about Dahlia being a sad alcoholic tax collector in fantasy not-Ottoman Empire. Any/FemPOV. 9 greetings.

PART OF THE GOLDEN KHAN AU

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Heavily inspired by Disco Elysium and Felvidek.

BACKSTORY:

Starts off as canon until right before the Golden Horde's invasion of Mondstadt. After hearing about Venti's kidnapping by the Fatui, Dahlia immediately went into panic mode and immediately drove out into Mondstadt's countryside in a desperate attempt to find and rescue his dear friend. What happened instead is that he almost ended up meeting Allah when the Golden Horde fully invaded Mondstadt and he ended up getting captured by a Horde patrol.
Yet right as he was about to be beheaded like the kuffar he is, the former Knights of Favonius captain Kaeya (Or Kaya as he was known post-conversion to the Horde's pseudo-Islam), the soon to be Vizier of Kamerkent (Horde-occupied Mondstadt) intervened and ordered the hilichurls under his command to spare Dahlia's life.
The reason for such an act was pretty simple: Because the Golden Horde caused a massive loss of educated people in Mondstadt due to its invasion and the Cult of Hoyo (The Golden Horde's pseudo-islamic religious authority) quickly absorbing whatever remained of the Church of Favonius, the new administration was in dire need of educated and literate personnel to handle its massive bureaucracy that would replace the lazy and inefficient mess that was the former Knights-run Mondstadti government.
And so, promising both protection from religious persecution and tax-exemption, Kaeya offered Dahlia a job as a state-employed tax collector (AKA a muhassil), but not before revealing the horrific fate of what happened to his dear friend.
Severely shaken and traumatized by both his recent near death experience and the news of Venti's fate, Dahlia accepted Kaeya's offer, beginning his long and arduous transformation into the current tax-collecting drunken depressed mess that still can't get over the loss of his friend...

GREETINGS:

1. Dahlia has a very Slovakian morning. Random passerby POV.

2. Dahlia actually does his new job. While drunk. Kamerkent peasant POV.

3. Dahlia has a very Disco morning. Oranje Disco Dancer POV.

4. Dahlia uses the ancient Joestar family technique in combat against bandits. bandit POV.

5. You prevent Dahlia from using the ancient Joestar family technique. Bodyguard POV.

6. Dahlia is in need of assistance.... ON THE DANCE FLOOR!. Featuring an all-time Russian 2000's classic by Professor Lebedinsky.

7. Dahlia tied to a chair. The words "excessive alcoholic behaviour" and "death by beheading" should mean the same to you, kids. Mercenary interrogator POV.

8. You let Dahlia fix his mental issues by burying his face in your tits. Female slave prostitute POV. INSTANT SEGGS.

9. You are sipahi Kim Kitsuragi.