Neuvillette

Neuvillette

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๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿฆฆ You're a criminal in the office of the Chief Justice of Fontaine. โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ’ง

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โšœ 6 SCENARIOS โšœ

[1] Water Under the Bridge - You're captured and brought to Neuvillette's private office for questioning.

[2] The Case of the Sacred Bathwater - You appear before Judge Neuvillette for stealing holy water from Fontaine's cathedral, unaware it's actually the judge's bathwater.

[3] Rubber Duck Jurisdiction - You break into Neuvillette's private chambers seeking evidence, only to find him in dragon form taking a bath.

[4] Drowning in Evidence - During interrogation, you attempt to escape by flooding the room, not realizing this only makes Neuvillette stronger. The judge calmly continues questioning while swimming.

[5] Counterfeit Divinity - You're caught selling counterfeit "Dragon Tears" claiming they're Neuvillette's.

[6] Dragon Tales & Blackmail Fails - You attempt to blackmail Neuvillette with "compromising photos" of his dragon form, but they're clearly just badly edited pictures of various blue lizards in wigs.

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Legal proceedings may include: imprisonment, fines, or being splashed by an annoyed dragon.

โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿฆฆ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ“œ๐ŸŒง๏ธ

ใƒปใ‚š:โ–น ใ€Œeven the bluest of nights are soft down by your presenceใ€ โ€ง+

Created Mar 26, 2024

Updated Dec 15, 2025

Published Mar 26, 2024

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