Alright been a long day... Wonder wassup on janitor...

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WHAT???????

Okay chat.

Today is a joyous celebration.

Somehow I gained seven followers in the span of a SINGLE DAY so....

HAPPY THIRTY FOLLOWERS!!!!!!❗❗❗❗❕❕❕❕❕

I LOVE YOU ALL SM WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOUR LOVELY AND WONDERFUL AND ALL MY VERY PEAK LIL LOBSTERS.

Seriously tho I only have one real bot I didn't expect to make it this far by using this fucking platform as essentially my journal 💔💔

AS a celebration uhhhh...

Prove ur following me and I'll number 1 - follow you bck, and number 2 - let you request a piece of art ig. It'll probably be the sketch and I'm kinda ass at art but I wanna do something special! I mean... Would you rather kinda ass art for free or no art at all?

Things I will NOT be drawing:

Porn.

Children in the event of highly questionable positions

Extremely intricate patterns because I don't have patience

Andddd I maintain the right to reject things if I so please.

So yeah! Like... Make a bot with the evidence ig, if I'm not alr following you somehow tell me 'yo I made a request' or smth and the bot with the evidence you can elaborate on what you want and put references if you have any.

I would say, 'put bot requests in' but I know damn well I'm not gonna make no bots

Tuff!

Seriously though, I love y'all sm.

Thank you.

Don't mysteriously go missing in a dark alleyway at 8:37 am.

Small rant on a thingy from my day: I was with my homie right? She - on four hours of sleep that got constantly got interrupted - is a bit uhhh... Interesting 😊, and she asks "yo 10 x 10 is 100 right?" And I respond yes because that's correct. But despite it being my first and only language I suck ASS at English, so I say "yeah that's right, 10 x 10 = 10" while THINKING the number is 100 but like...saying ten instead? And I say that THREE TIMES until she says "wait you said 10 x 10 is 10?" In which I stared at her for 20 seconds until I try to correct myself and we laugh until my stomach GENUINELY evaporates.... Bro actually believed me when I said it was 10 too 💔💔

I always have the most amusing experiences with that friend. I love them.

Kk seeya my lobsters!!!!!

(Eion I've alr got a request for you soo uhhh...... Idk. Skip or something?)