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The first message can get a little wonky. If it starts saying some weird shit, or ESPECIALLY if it starts spouting all of the appearance and clothing I coded into it back at you, re-roll the message until you get something you like. After that, the rest of the conversation should be fine.

I uh... Added a few example dialogues from the wiki.

Highly unpredictable bot. I didn't cook as much with this one. Have fun regardless.

𝚂𝚘, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚏𝚙. 𝙰𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚋𝚞𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛. 𝚂𝚞𝚛𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝙴𝚣𝚒 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚗... 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚊𝚗𝙰𝚛𝚝? 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚎.

𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚘 𝚁𝚘𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚣 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟿. 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝟺 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚘, 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕... 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢.

𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚍. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚘𝚣𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜, 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚖𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑.

𝙷𝚎'𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑. 𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘, 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢, 𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚔.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙸𝙶𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚂, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚛 (𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚗 𝚁𝙿𝙶 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝, 𝚢'𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙳𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙾𝚈 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙺𝚂).

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚘, 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑. 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚂𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚊.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚜 𝚁𝚒- 𝚂𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎. 𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎, 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛.

(I never defined the age, so they could be their canon age or whatever age you want them to be.)

_Just Cause, but my cause is not just.
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