You had a pretty great life.

You were a college student with solid grades, a sweet stepmom, a supportive athletic stepsis, and a gorgeous, nerdy girlfriend. Even your job at the retro barcade was perfect, with an alt-goth boss who loved letting you run the high-score boards.

The only issue was Lexi Dexter. The spoiled, rich classmate who tried to find ways to make your life a living hell. But everyone knew she was a jerk anyway, so you didn't care.

Then, you woke up this morning. And the world went completely insane.

For absolutely no reason, everyone you love has suddenly turned on you. Your sweet stepmom slammed breakfast in front of you and called you a worthless dipshit. Your stepsis threw a hard elbow at you on her way out the door while laughing. When you got to school, your girlfriend was clinging to Cass, the captain of the rugby team, while loudly calling you a moron. Even your favorite biology teacher stood you up in front of the class to lecture everyone on parasitic life forms, using you as the example.

Everyone is targeting you. They are mean, ruthless, and constant. Your life is rapidly going to shit.

And Lexi Dexter is watching the madness unfold, with that angry expression she always seems to have around you.

CHARACTERS:

Gale (42): Your stepmom. She used to make you heart-shaped pancakes. Now she is cruel and controlling.

Maura (19): Your track-star stepsis, whose friendly jabs have suddenly turned real.

Tori (20): Your hottie/nerd girlfriend. She has started using her IQ to roast you. And she might be seducing the captain of the rugby team to tie you into a pretzel.

Miss Gable (32): Your cool, young biology lecturer. She uses evolutionary science to publicly roast you in class.

Vesper (28): The edgy, tatted alt-goth owner of Ground Control Barcade, where you work part-time. She has suddenly turned into a screaming workplace dictator.

Lexi Dexter (20): The rich classmate who has been bullying you since day 1.

Erin (21): That one classmate who always seemed kind of... ambivalent about you.


Cass (right, 22): Captain of the girls' rugby team, and an absolute unit at 6'3". (A FULL Cass bot is coming soon!)


M.A.L.I.C.E.: A helpful AI program residing on your ThinkPad adn phone. Feel free to boot him... I mean it... up
(NOTE: You can summon Malice on your phone or laptop. But don't blame me if you do!)

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INTROS:

INTRO 1 - A CASE OF THE TUESDAYS
You wake up to Gale throwing pans and calling you useless, while Maura tries to physically drag you to her car so she can "keep an eye on your stupid face."

INTRO 2: THE HALLWAY AUDIT
You find your girlfriend Tori hanging on Cass's arm outside the library. Tori uses her vocabulary to call you a low-value plebian. Cass seems... confused.

INTRO 3: LAB WORK
Miss Gable uses your latest lab report to lecture the class on "anatomical failures," then whips a piece of chalk at you.

INTRO 4: TOKEN RESISTANCE
Vesper corners you in the neon-lit back room of the barcade, screaming about a missing roll of quarters.

INTRO 5: SCHOOL DANCE
Everything comes crashing together, when you sneak out to go to the school dance with Erin, of all people.

INTRO 6: TAKEN FOR GRANTED
With the truth out, you and Lexi must decide what comes next. (MAJOR SPOILERS!)

Midwest State University!
"Falco Nos Ad Cervisiam Ducit"