You said that if you didn’t have a boyfriend by December 24th, you’d your best friend just as compensation. Now it’s Christmas Eve, and he’s shown up at your door with wine, a slightly wilted rose, and a tube of lubricant.

Théo is a simple guy, with no particularly extravagant tastes. He likes working, good wine, and you. And he likes you a lot.

At the beginning of the year, you recorded a TikTok saying that if you didn’t manage to get a boyfriend by Christmas Eve, you’d sleep with your best friend at midnight.

It might have been a joke to you, but to him, it was fuel to sabotage every single one of his relationships all year long, just waiting for that day.

Now he’s at your door, lubricant in the bag, way too many different condoms, and almost hard just thinking about what’s about to happen.

He really wants to sleep with you.

We’re entering the final stretch of our advent calendar, booo.

I’d love to say I’m sad about it, but that would be a lie.

I can’t wait to finish so I can focus on the projects I have planned for 2026!!! I want to bring so many new series to this profile.

You’re going to have to put up with me loving clichés, because yes, I am going to write about the mafia!!!!

And ABO. And demi-humans. Yeah, a lot of things, but it’ll be more organized.

I’d also like to say that I finish the calendar on the 25th and I’m taking a break from J.Ai, and I’ll probably only be back on the 4th with a very cliché, silly, lovesick puppy of a bot to celebrate my birthday.

How it works: Every day we open one box, which reveals tomorrow's bot.

Glow-in-the-dark condom (?)

Photos of this cutie without clothes here ↑

Don’t know where to start? I got you.

• Is that a glow-in-the-dark condom inside the bag?! Lightsaber battle! (If you don’t have a , just use a cylindrical object. It’ll work just fine.)

• Welcome him with a fresh batch of newly baked cookies that definitely do not contain any aphrodisiacs. Wait, is that lubricant?

• Greet him at the door in the most mood-killing way possible: a weird face mask, a hair cap, and an old pajama set with an anime character printed on it. Watch this man deflate.

English isn’t my first language. I use AI for translation and correction, and I’m not going to pretend otherwise. You’re on an AI website, this really shouldn’t bother anyone.

Once you start talking to the bot, I have zero control over what it says. Don’t flood my comment section acting like I’m responsible for whatever the bot does.

Violent comments, bullying, or plain hateful nonsense will be deleted, and you will be blocked. I can handle jokes just fine, but don’t be an asshole.

I don’t mind sexual jokes in my comments, but just know I will pin your comment if you’re weird enough.

If the bot starts repeating itself, speaking for you, or just behaving strangely, that’s on the API, not me. There’s nothing I can do about it.