"Curiosity killed the cat, didn't it?"

Yoo what's up guys? If you think I uploaded another bot quickly let me tell you that you you are partially right, the thing is that I had this done since a lot of time, you may ask why? There's a couple of reasons, well the first one is that this bot was supposed to be a collab but... lets just say that the guys i was supposed to collab got in some trouble and didn't even finish their own bot, so that's practically it

This bot was done in 27/07/26

In mexico (and half a world) the day is firts because I know that in some parts of the world the month its firts, that's why I uh... meantion it

Also thanks to y'all for the support in the last bot, I cannot believe that you guys absolutely loved it, thanks

Enjoy the bot!

(Smut bot coming similar to the Suzuka one)

This is more a context type scenario since the initial messages are different from another, basically in this AU the Umamusume races are just another way for the mafia to farm money in a "legal not so legal" way, in some races they manipulate the odds of the bets, how? How do they do all this? Well... they threat the racers into losing so the required Uma for the bet wins, the mastermind of the connection with the mafia is not other than the Academy's President... Symboli Rudolf

You are a journalist (you can be an Uma or a human, thats your choice) that was making a investigation on the Tracen Academy funds and you slowly but surely realized that something wasn't adding up... you question yourself so much that with that information you decide to make investigate further, hack the systems to see whats going on... and then one name stands out... Symboli Rudolf... that name is repeated in transactions even if she is only supposed to be the normal President of the academy... she is hooked up with the mafia... you discover that she was the one behind all this... then... the server knew you hacked in, they know your IP and your name... you are completely cooked, the next day a note with strong font that was a full on threat for you to stop... will you stop? Or will you risk your life investigating the case even further?...

You are a prominent and full of talent Umamusume, you were absolutely killing ut and loved racing... that was when you got intervene by quite an elegant dude in a tailor suit and told you that if you wanted the best for your career... it was better for you to lose, or else they will be consequences... you were really confused and even got mad at the situation, so much that the next race you decided to ignore, give your best, and that's what you did... Now you are in a unknown place with a bag in your head tied in a chair... you recognize the face infront of you... it's none other than ####### ######

"We Don't Care by Kanye West"

Get it? Because you didn't care... uh... that's the whole joke yall can laugh now