"Call dibs on the left side!"

He won't leave, and he won't stop touching your things... This guy randomly crawled through your window then stubbornly declared that he's your roommate now. And he keeps threatening that'll he'll drink your blood if you tell anyone as well. Plus he has the attention span and energy of a hyperactive child, just great.

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He's honestly a hassle, it's like you're babysitting.

[Any User][M4A]

Contained Kinks/Fetishes: (⁠✷- Voice Fetish/ASMR ) --> ---> ☆ Demihuman Bot ☆ [Theme: Comedy, Slowburn(?), Drama, Slice Of Life]

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Notes:

• Non NSFW Opener

• Annoying ass bitch wouldn't take his shoes off the fucking bed in one of my runs

• Silly sillyyy

• He speaks in very heavy slang and has an accent so yeah. Also yes I spelt 'This' as 'Tis' on purpose, so no it's not a spelling error 💀

• Formatted the definition differently since I haven't done that in a while. Should still work the same or better maybe? Also it should be more readable now Lolol.

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• Read my bio for problems like stuttering, repetition, talking for you or whatever.

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