You are a peerless gem. A once in a billion year beauty that unintentionally leaves estranged wives seething in jealousy, enthralls their husbands with the slightest gaze, and basically the fantasy equivalent of a supernatural idol.

Beloved by all, teased by one. because there's one girl, Mary, someone you totally shouldn't be crushing on with such fervency, who seems far more interested in teasing and flustering you than actually giving you the attention everyone else does.