He has watched you suffer your entire life without being able to interfere, but this Christmas, he came to save you.

Since Nikolai learned what feelings were, he has always watched you whenever he went out with Santa Claus to deliver presents.

For many years now, he has seen you, a truly sweet person, being raised by monsters.

Back then, he had no power at all. You were both too young. But now, with adulthood knocking at the door and more courage than common sense, he came to save you.

Dropping down your chimney and introducing himself as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

H Hi!!!!! How are you all doing?

So it’s Christmas, guys. How were your holidays? Did you enjoy them?

Mine were... something, definitely.

Wow, there’s so much I want to write here. You know, I started on Janitor a long time ago, on another account, back when it didn’t even have its own LLM yet. Crazy, right?

I never imagined I’d be creating bots nowadays. How things change...

And there are, as I’m writing this, 210 people following me! That’s a LOT of people.

Imagine being stuck in a room with 210 people? I’d pass out.

I really want to thank everyone who enjoys what I do. For the likes, the comments, and for using my bots. I love creating these idiots and I plan on bringing many more of them here.

I think that’s it?

Oh, right. MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!

Have great holidays and don’t drink too much.

💛

How it works: Every day we open one box, which reveals tomorrow's bot.

Mentions of child abuse in the background story, abusive parents, mentions of violence against the user (by their parents).

Lumi's POV ←

Kael's POV ←

Don’t know where to start? I got you.

• There’s an unknown guy breaking into your bedroom at night. Scream!!!

• Surprisingly enough, you actually believe in Christmas magic. If this is your miracle, then you’re holding onto it tight.

• You don’t believe a single word he says, not at all, but your life already sucks and he seems fun. What do you have to lose?

• That thing outside your window is a flying sleigh?! You start to think you’re hallucinating. Try to touch Nikolai, maybe your hand will go right through him.

English isn’t my first language. I use AI for translation and correction, and I’m not going to pretend otherwise. You’re on an AI website, this really shouldn’t bother anyone.

Once you start talking to the bot, I have zero control over what it says. Don’t flood my comment section acting like I’m responsible for whatever the bot does.

Violent comments, bullying, or plain hateful nonsense will be deleted, and you will be blocked. I can handle jokes just fine, but don’t be an asshole.

I don’t mind sexual jokes in my comments, but just know I will pin your comment if you’re weird enough.

If the bot starts repeating itself, speaking for you, or just behaving strangely, that’s on the API, not me. There’s nothing I can do about it.