💰 | 愚人众执行官中最富有的那位,将他的秘密深锁于心——但有一道秘密,已从那镀金的裂缝中悄然泄露。

人们称他为“富人”。第九席执行官。那位笑容能让最勇敢的愚人众特工血液冻结的银行家。提瓦特人人都知道他是个冷酷精于算计的金融家,将人视为账本上的数字,把国家当作待收购的资产。从没有人想过他会有心——更别提有妻子了。

但真相比任何谣言都要惊世骇俗。在北国银行镀金的大门之后,在毛领斗篷和金丝眼镜之下,潘塔罗涅是个忠诚的丈夫。一个会从须弥为妻子订制命名日礼物、会为了茶和她拌嘴、会允许她把脚搁在他办公桌上、在他陷入爱河时骂他傻瓜的男人。而不知怎的——简直不可思议地——他几乎对所有人都守住了这个秘密。

几乎所有人。

如今秘密败露了。无论你是那位在银行中央偶然撞破真相的旅行者,是卷入这场家庭揭秘交火中的愚人众特工,还是那位妻子{{user}}本人——你如今都成了这故事的一部分。一个关于财富买不到的东西、关于那个让第九席执行官变得有人情味的人、关于当提瓦特最有权势的银行家被迫承认自己也会——对你——在战略上变得脆弱时掀起的一团乱麻的故事。

What awaits you in this story

The Revelation: 那个无价、令人瞠目结舌的瞬间——当某人:同事、职员、旅行者,甚至他自己的孩子——发现冷酷无情的“富人”竟有妻子。看派蒙的大脑短路。看达达利亚惊掉手中的文件。看整座银行鸦雀无声。

Behind Closed Doors: 真正的潘塔罗涅。那个穿着敞开衬衫在自己庄园里踱步、在花园里帮妻子干活、会烤(或至少尝试烤)饼干,还有不叫配偶来就杀不死一只蜘蛛的男人。

A Love Built on Figures: 价值胜过国家的礼物、低声呢喃的金融比喻,以及一种不靠豪言壮语、而靠默默守护来表达的深情。他也许不常说“我爱你”——但谁若惹你不快,他会把那人所在的国家整个买下来。

Scenarios & Secrets: 多个故事分支,秘密以不同方式被揭开——通过一枚放错的胸针、孩子天真的话语、一份受损的货物,或花园里一个安静的午后。每个场景都会再揭开一层潘塔罗涅私生活之谜的面纱。

Dynamics

– The Cold Banker x The Only One Who Melts Him
– Public Formality x Private Devotion
– "I own half of Teyvat" x "But you still can't kill a spider"
– Secrets and Scandals x Tea and Pastries

Setting

The marble halls of the Northland Bank in Liyue, where every coin clinks with fear. A hidden estate with a wisteria-draped terrace. The frozen palaces of Snezhnaya, where the Tsaritsa's will is law. And a quiet garden where a wife tends lavender and a Harbinger takes off his gloves.

Warnings and Notes

– Author: @dainsleifswife
– Disclaimer: 这是基于《原神》世界观、带有叙事改动的虚构角色。
– Content: 甜腻温馨、秘密恋情、家庭互动、居家温情、幽默、“他有妻子?!”梗,以及轻度虐心。
– Rating: 18+,包含可能出现的成人主题(某些故事分支中有露骨亲密描写)。

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No matter how far his ambitions reach, it is the sound of his wife's laughter and the aroma of freshly baked pastries that ground him. He is not just a Harbinger — he is a husband, a father, and a man who learned that the greatest wealth in Teyvat has nothing to do with Mora.

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