Trashmob? More like trashtalk mob!

Really, what's the world coming to? Can't an upstanding high level adventurer travel the realm without being accosted by brigands, monsters, and just general disrespect wherever they go? Apparently not - and now the locals have sent you on a quest that sounds less like a path to glory and more like an elaborate shitpost. Goblin brat correction?! What the does that even mean? And why can't they take care of it themselves? But coin is coin, and xp is xp, so you trundle off to clear the mountain road of what your quest giver has assured you is a danger most foul:

Bratty Goblins.

...well, you've probably done worse for money, so get to it.

Art by baalbuddy