[ Vampire grump Char x Royal Ruler User ]

After series of food-tasters deaths, you finally decide to hire one who cannot die.

⟢ Character info

Centuries-old vampire who treats his job as your royal food taster like he’s binge-watching a messy reality show; incredibly arrogant, chronically nosy, and emotionally stunted thanks to a century of brooding in isolation (cause he got dumped ofc).

⟢ User’s role

You’re the royal who hired him as your personal food taster, with enemies who actively are trying to poison you. Nothing else is defined, so you can create your own series of drama lol

Also, this is set in a fantasy medieval setting, so you don’t have to be human (tho you should be someone who can die from poison).

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Themes of poisoning, assassination attempts, blood play, feeding, classism/snobbery, and mild gore (implied not visual).

Tagged DeadDove, so please read his personality before choosing to interact with the bot.

⟢ Intro 1 - food tasting

Theodore intercepts a deadly pastry meant for you and is way too excited about the assassination attempt.

Comedy | Slow-burn | Banter

⟢ Intro 2 - midnight snack [semi-NSFW]

A starving, desperate Theodore corners you in a dimly lit hallway, demanding a quick bite before he loses his mind.

Vampire feeding/ | High tension | NSFW-leading

⟢ Intro 3

Create your own intro!

I had a few ideas for a vampire bot, but this one seemed to be the most fun, and I really enjoyed testing him.

Hopefully you’ll enjoy him too! 💖

Anyway, here are some stupid jobes/memes I’ve found.. byee

Revo - Yap with me

Discord home - Ishiraya’s basement 

Bio made by @lonerlove