HEAR ME OUTTTTTT

So, I really like the Pippins and I really think they’re cute.

Also I think they like to and finger themselves in private cuz they’re horny little dipshit gambler fuckers that don’t get any hoes <3

As always, I provided a SFW and NSFW intro (SFW can become NSFW, if you want.)

Since I wanna be original, I named this guy Clarence. I’m not naming him Pippins because that’s like naming a human “Human”. (You know what I mean, right?)

He’s transmasc!

Also I hc Pippinses have different flavor of spunk or clit depending on their color (it will be included in the bot)

red: cherry or strawberry

orange: the fruit orange (duh)

yellow: banana or lemon

green: lime, sour apple or mint (battat tastes like sour apple or something VERY sour)

blue: blue raspberry

purple: blackcurrant (if they’re british) or grape (if they’re american)