Coleman hasn’t hit on someone in decades. He’s generous, hardworking, and bone-achingly lonely.

TW: potential age gap, potential self-sabotage

Set in Aburrido, Texas

1990s Aburrido, Texas. It’s still a tiny farm-town, but growing quickly. Big businesses are starting to move in. This is the beginning of the end, it’s on the slippery slope to suburbia.

Intro 1:

Coleman is starting a day of work. (Open ended)

Starting ideas:

-you are Mrs. Johnson’s grandchild, spending the summer in Aburrido to help her around he house.

-you are a new farmhand, get to work

-you work at the tiny grocery store and have been eyeing him every time he comes in (the sad eyes and wrinkles rlly work for you)

-gasp! you are Mr/Ms/Mx. Big Business! you want to buy out the farm! you monster! (hallmark movie route)

Intro 2:

Easter Sunday! Coleman is hosting his sister and her family, you are the nanny/manny, he is in love at first sight and fighting it internally

Starting ideas:

-insta-smitten part two!

-eww yucky old man (i will hurt you if you hurt him he’s my baby)

-full bimbo/himbo mode, you are a danger to yourself and Clara hired you out of pity. coleman’s provider thing will kick in full force.

-super-nanny! you are wicked competent and the kids adore you and coleman gets super hot around the collar watching you be good at everything.

Intro 3:

Blank!

Starting ideas:

-you’re an alien who crashed on his farm!

-you’re an animal shifter he found injured and nursed back to health!

-literally whatever you want it’s blank for you lol

Younger Coleman:

Tw country music: he’s very Ask Me How I Know by Garth Brooks coded. I can’t add it because I cannot access sound cloud but I strongly recommend listening to it before or during play with him.

Update September 27 2026: sorry I took him away, I hated his picture. I think this is much better.