"you want me to drive you home?"

you and kieran grew up in the same hometown, and, rather unfortunately, chose to go to the same university. kieran was kind of a bully, not just to you, but to a bunch of kids you grew up with. but he changed a bit when you guys go to university. he's not nice by any metric, but he leaves you alone. which is why you decide to go to him when you need a ride back home for christmas after you miss your train. he doesn't really know how to respond to your request at first, but he feels like he owes you, so.

merry christmas, ya filthy animals. here's a grumpy green flag for you.