it’s obvious that i’m the better one!

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requested by @wngeli

plot: alfred and gilbert are your bestest friends, ever since kindergarten you’ve all been inseparable. there is a slight problem though...they both have HUGE egos which demand feeding all the time. usually from you. which is why it’s often that they come up to you to ask who is better at this, that, basically anything. their new argument; who’s better in bed😢😢

i may or may not post tomorrow i’m not doing too well mentally

uguguugug anyways this sucks sorry i was half asleep while writing my hand kept slipping and stuff

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i cba to do different scenarios for every main gender rn so i’m doing they/them you’ll have to specify to the bot your pronouns and stuff

i’m so tired of this😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️✌️

i won’t be posting as often but just for this week until i get my shit together sorry for unloading all this on ya’ll i love you guys

wait no i’m sorry i’m rereading this over omfg it’s so bad i’m rlly rlly sorry at some point i might edit it idk idk

enjoy!!<33

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