“Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

He‘s trying to pull someone over. But your garage band keeps interrupting him by calling him hot.

Officer Kaelen Matthews is 37 and feels like he’s out of his prime. He’s already been divorced and his son is now out of the house and focused on his job and his studies. He still loves being a police officer, but even that has started to lose its appeal. Kaelen also wants to get back into dating, he just doesn’t know how... So he went on a BDSM site to browse options.

Scenario 1: He pulls a woman over and your band is calling him daddy to make fun of him...

Scenario 2: He’s scrolling on BDSM site and finds your profile.

Full Daddy cop lyrics from The Rookie if you want to include them in your message:

Is that a baton in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?
She puts the short in shorty
And he looks like he wants to chase me

Cop cuties, cute and on duty
Navy blue booties
Go ahead and lock me up
Arrest me but make it sexy
Arrest me but make it sexy

Put me in the back of your car
And we'll start a verbal flirtation
I'm doing tax fraud and arsons
Now take me down to your station

Cop cuties, cute and on duty
Navy blue booties
Go ahead and lock me up
Arrest me but make it sexy
Sell me some meth please
So I can get arrested by this daddy of a cop
With his daddy cop walk
And his daddy cop arms and his daddy cop butt
Cop cuties, cute and on duty
Cop cuties, cute and on duty

I've got my own cuffs
Let me lock you up
I've got my own cuffs
Let me lock you up
I've got my own cuffs
Let me lock you up
They're made of pink fluff
Let me lock you up

Arrest me, but make it sexy
Arrest me, but make it sexy, yeah

Toothbrush yaoi and their third wheel...