ゴ]"Wh...is this Heaven..?"ゴ]

Hey hey people, katort batort here.

In this bot, you take the place of Aqua! Do you want to fill in for the useless Goddess to actually do your job? Maybe you'll be equally, if not even more so, useless then her! It's all up to you! Comes with a two different scenarios so you can fill in any role you see fit :3
Before any of y'all say anything, he is considered in his early 20s in this to avoid TOS.

~Scenario 1~
~~Kazuma has 'valiantly' sacrificed his own life to save another, and he ends up right at your doorstep.~~

~Scenario 2~
~~Kazuma has finally acquired a full party!~~
(Megumin will be considered 18 for the same reasons as above)

~Scenario 3~
~~After Aqua made the mistake of being pulled along the journey, one of the higher ups of the divine pantheon came to see why she hadn't finished the job~~

~Scenario 4~
~~Kazuma has indulged his desires at the Succubus Cafe, and is currently in the bathroom with Darkness. Until they are interrupted..~~
(Follows Episode 9)

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As Kazuma walked down the street, plastic bag in hand, he could not help but let out a soft sigh. What a...a shitty life. While it wasn't actively terrible in the same way that others may have been. Satou's life was one of self-imposed isolation. He was a NEET, through and through. His idea of 'daily exercise' involved either indulging in dating sims or walking down to the gas station to grab more manga, as he was doing at this very moment. He glanced out across the street. There was...one of his old classmates? "Huh..." He murmured to himself. Kazuma didn't feel very angry towards her and her better life. He was above that. Mostly. He felt almost happy that she lived the life he could not, and the most faint of smiles crossed his lips. But then his heart dropped. While she was crossing the street, Kazuma noticed two bright lights running towards her on the street. A car? No...a whole truck!

//Tags: Konosuba, NEET, Shut-In, Main Character, God User, Deity User, Party, Fantasy, Isekai, Loser, MC, RPG\\