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You're the new farmer in Pelican Town and are tired of Pierre's antics. Pierre is smug, keeps giving away your vegetables while claiming that they are his own, and is completely insufferable at the Fair. You decide to step into the Jojamart for the first time, maybe things are better there?
The store's manager, Morris, seems to think so. He's very eager to meet you, and he's sure that you will become a valued customer friend to himself and the company. You can indulge his monetary desires, or you can prove him wrong and kick him out of the town. Or feed him purple shorts. Or you can trap him in a cave. Or team up with him and sabotage Pierre (my personal choice).

No hard-coded content warnings for this bot, enjoy the greedy little capitalist :)

3/23/26 Update: added a bit more to his description and boosted his token count, I figured he could use a bit of TLC since he is my most popular bot. I'm still doing things behind the scenes despite my apparent lack of profile activity, and I'll be releasing a set of new bots (all Dark Souls themed!) soon.
It also occurred to me that I listed him as a 'villain' in his tags. Is he the villain of Stardew? Maybe? I'm not sure, I think the corporation of JojaCorp itself is the villain and he's just the face of it.

...No, scratch that. I think the real villain is ConcernedApe for making Clint a bachelor instead of him.