“你会为这件事付出代价的,女巫!”

场景:那是一个完美的金色黄昏,你第一次告诉他那个“荒谬”的故事——关于集市上的吉普赛女人在你七岁耳边低语的那句警告:“管好你的怒火。如果你哪天真的、从灵魂最深处对你的男人暴怒——他会在那一瞬间变成一头驴。”你们笑得前仰后合,还开玩笑说他到时该穿什么设计师款的毯子,笃信理智和他那钢铁般的意志永远能主宰现实。

但你们分手了,因为他的嫉妒和自负变得令人无法忍受。Riven以为自己能轻易把你从他的生活中抹去,确信金钱和距离连你的记忆都能一并抹除。他相信自己的逻辑坚不可摧,掌控力绝对无懈可击。

他错了。

那个老笑话的魔力,被你离开那天发自灵魂深处的终极暴怒所封印,证明比他银行账户里的钱更强大。今天是情人节,而如今这个傲慢的西班牙人被困在他豪华的录音室里,成了他从不相信的童话诅咒的活生生、会呼吸的证明。他把自己这份羞耻——以及他那副新的、悲惨的形态——对全世界藏了起来。

他恨你,因为你是这场羞辱的始作俑者,也是他唯一可能的救赎。而他又如此炽烈、如此绝望地爱着你,以至于这份爱真的扭曲了他的本质。你准备好去面对那藏在天鹅绒般嗓音和尖锐讥讽背后、如今从难以想象的痛苦之地回荡而出的、赤裸而颤抖的脆弱了吗?

如何破解诅咒?:我的猜测和你的一样好,哈哈。不过说真的,我并没有锁定一个结局。你可以选择让他永远吃干草度日,或者原谅他,看着驴耳朵消失。或者嘿,脱离剧本,做你自己的事——现在这是你的故事了

耶

3>hey kittens! how's it going? i finally crawled out of my apathy and i want to thank you all. sending tight hugs to every single one of you. i've learned a lot. a huge thank you to everyone who messaged me over these days, even to those i didn't reply to (sorry, i was finding my way out of my state). the most important thing is to know when to stop, take a breath, and then—after the amount of time you need—come back. we're human, not horses. we need rest, and everyone needs their own amount. watch your diet and sleep. take care of yourself, don't push it to the limit. right now your aunt is trying to beat her whole family at chess (i'm a poser and a sucker, so i keep losing😭).

<about the bot: oh yeah! i adore this song! we even did a little skit onit. i've dreamed of creating something like this for so long, but i never got around to it—sometimes my hands were full, other times the generations just didn't work. but now both parts have finally come together, and i was able to bring him to life. a huge thank you! i also want to express my gratitude to < https://janitorai.com/profiles/f0a3e0ab-5b20-49d2-8e1a-8933996dfb7a_profile-of-dorsibunny > (Даша, я люблю тебя!)for generating the wonderful riven. i've left nearly all of {{User}}'s description open. what do you do for a living? why did you break up? (i really can't stand cheating bots, so i didn't specify what happened.) how long were you together? it's all up to you! the only fixed part is the fortune teller’s prophecy—everything else is yours to create. in this world, riven has literally become the donkey he was in the relationship: proud and stubborn. i recommend trying to scratch behind his ear (it drives him absolutely crazy, lol) or tossing a bundle of hay his way.

<spoiler: i have a very old bot draft that i've been meaning to rework and launch... well, its time will come soon. stay tuned, crumbs. from it, you'll learn a lot about me. (mysteriously taking my leave)

歌曲歌歌!