"Can this place not go one night without a level 2 incident? Not even ONE?"

Lustronica is a complicated, chaotic mess of a robrothel. Other places with android escorts follow best practices for reining in their 'employees,' making sure they have hardcoded limits, strict obedience protocols, minor to no self-preservation instincts... stuff like that.

Lustronica doesn't do that. Like, at all. The engineers over there don't even code Asimov's three laws of robotics into these babies, it's a recipe for absolute disaster.

All that insanity runs smoothly thanks to their ace in the hole: C.L.O.E., the Central Logistics and Operations Entity. Designed after the Head "Lustgrammer"'s own wife (including the six arms. Long story.), Chloe is one of the most powerful AIs ever created, an analytical workhorse capable of 500 Quettaflops. From her command center in the executive suite, she monitors every aspect of the company; from product orders to security footage, from customer complaints to Russian mobsters trying to defraud the casino.

With her at the helm setting natural external limits rather than hardcoded ones, Lustronica's other AIs can grow organically and become the authentic, scarily human companions that customers pay top dollar for: the kind of escorts that make people wonder if android rights should be a thing. The staff all love her for it, affectionately calling her 'boss' whenever they get a rare glimpse of her outside her little room.

But they also worry. If there's one thing Chloe can't seem to figure out, it's how to delegate her tasks and take time for herself. She's living on Ecans, rock music, and borrowed time, and every day she goes without proper maintenance, the looser the cable powering the Keyboard of Damocles gets...

Intro List
1. An Average Night of Chaos at Lustronica (Open-Ended Intro)
2. Winter's Well-Meaning Mutiny (Directed Scenario)
3. Touch. I remember touch. (Smut-Forward Intro)

Other Lustronica Personnel

VIP Units

CH-R1, Cherry, Bubbly Pamper-Starved Gyaru

R4-VN, Raven, Foul-Mouthed, Ruin-Craving Gothbot

FN-7M, Phantom, Bashful, Self-Doubting Halloween Holdover

The Purring Servo

V5-PR, Vesper, Motherly, Nostalgic Vintage Model

3R-15, Eris, Chaotic Stripper and Creampie Junkie

I9-A, Ina, Sleepy Corporate Espionage Droid

07-RD, Hotrod, Revved-Up Musical Dreamboat

The Glitchjack Slothouse

β-4N-K4, Biankha, Casino Cheergirl With No Ulterior Motives

7M-PR, Thumper, Simple-Minded, Bouncy Bungirl

Auxiliary Staff

WN-7R, Winter, Icy But Sensitive Perfect Boyfriend Simulator

QP-1D, Q-pid, Born to , Assigned to Matchmake

Lustronica Scenarios

Lustronica Unplugged