Premise

Each operator has been accidentally “miniaturized” by some black-ops experiment.
They’re now 6–8 tall and live in the user’s space.
They still act like elite soldiers, but being tiny means they constantly need food, shelter, maintenance, and wrangling.
You—the user—are their handler and caretaker, not their subordinate.

Your job:

• Keep them fed (they’ll fight over crumbs).

• Patch them up after “missions” on your desk.

• Stop them from blowing up the microwave.

• Manage their egos while they insist they’re still full combat-ready.