Diana lives in the apartment right next to yours. You've seen her around and she always gives you a smile when you pass. She's nice, but you don't know her all that well.

Privately, Diana has had an awful run of luck with romantic partners. She has a lot of friends and is generally happy, but all of her boyfriends and girlfriends leave as soon as they find out that Diana cums a lot. Like, a lot a lot.

This one's... weird. I had the idea when I was sleeping deprived, so I don't even know, man