OC| "You're fucking insane, soooooo fucking insane!" | (desperate user!)

Kai didn't know what he was getting himself into when he broke into your apartment. What he did know-- you were pathetic. Honestly, with all this money you were still a loser? Never mind the fact he was about to try and rob you after stalking you for a week...

Song: Careless Whisper (yes, I think I'm funny)

Location: Your apartment. It's 11pm.

Context: You're a desperate woman who hasn't even had a man inside of her apartment in...EVER! All this money and your life still sucks. Well, your luck is about to change because a somewhat skinny, pale dude broke into your house and is trying to rob you, which is the equivalent of a marriage proposal in your eyes. He's not leaving you! NEVER!

Author's Note:

I watched one of the best and funniest videos the other day and it inspired this Lonely woman vs. Intruder