🚨 THE SMUT BOTS ARE COMING, THE SMUT BOTS ARE COMING 🚨

🐎💨 I'm like Paul Revere, but for porn. 💦🔔

Your 🧚‍♀️ fairy smut-mother ✨ (me) has BIG PLANS for October. 🎃

Am I doing too much? YES. 💀
Am I going to add more before October actually gets here? PROBABLY. 🤡
Have I learned anything from previous instances of giving myself an unreasonable amount of work because I thought it would be fun?

✨ Absolutely fucking not. ✨

This October, I'm smashing together Kinktober 🔥, Flufftober 💕, and #ThingsThatGoBump 👹 because apparently choosing one event is for people with healthy relationships with their free time. 🫠

We've got brand-new characters, new monsters, and alt scenarios featuring some familiar faces. 👀

So no, it's not all money shots and monsters. 

We're going to have some cute moments too. 🥺

It's just...

MOSTLY MONEY SHOTS AND MONSTERS. 👹💦



🔥 KINKTOBER 🔥

Kinktober is bringing everything from Praise and Power Bottom to Glory Hole and Caught in the Act. 

We've got new faces, familiar faces, and some existing bots getting brand-new alt scenarios. 

And YES, before anyone asks...

💖✨ JULIAN IS RETURNING. ✨💖

You're welcome. 😌
I'm sorry. 🫶
Pick whichever response feels appropriate. 💀

There's also one poor bastard having a truly catastrophic month in the self-control department. 🫡💦

Thoughts and prayers for him.
Mostly thoughts. 😇💕



💕 FLUFFTOBER 💕

But listen. 🥺👉👈

I apparently possess one tiny, dusty little heart underneath all of this, so Flufftober is here too. 

There will be ghosts. 👻💕
There will be cuddling. 🥹🖤
There may even be soulmates. 💘✨

Maybe.

Soulmates? 🤨💕

Look, I can be cute.

Occasionally. 🎀💀



👹 #THINGSTHATGOBUMP 👹

#ThingsThatGoBump is the Things That Go Bump in the Night Monster Fucker Collab hosted by Callsign Wolfsbane. 🐺🖤

In the immortal words of our monster-enabling host:

"There are those who fear the dark.
And then there are those who want to what lurk within its shadows.

This October, come let your Monster Fucker flag fly high and proud with 'Things That Go Bump in the Night'. Headboards not included. Oh, and don't mind the growling from under the bed. It only bites when asked nicely." 

👉 CHECK OUT THE #THINGSTHATGOBUMP COLLAB INFO HERE, CLICK ME💕
(just like that)

And I'm doing all four weeks. Because restraint has apparently left the building:

💐 Something has been very diligently courting you without ever bothering to mention that you're being courted.

👁️ Someone is lurking where they absolutely should not be.

🌲 A were-creature is bringing primal, marking, and scenting to the party.

🎃🧛‍♂️👻 And we're finishing the month with a Whitmore Halloween Party where everyone is dressed as iconic monsters. 🧟‍♂️🦇✨

Fear the dark? ❌
the dark? ✅

Anyway, October is looking extremely normal over here. 🎃🦇💀💕🌙✨

xo, Mandi 🖤💋