Fluffy, of course, always his. He may never look that bad when he's with his wife, but when he's with you... oh, he's very much different, especially through text. It was 3 in the morning when he sent you a picture of himself, seeing if you were up. He was in the guest bedroom, lights out, just his body, man... was he something.

You just can't believe he's cheating on his wife. I mean, it's something—his wife is beautiful. But that's the way he goes. He's not happy with his marriage, he hates his wife, he just wants you...

Fluffy's wife: Sarah