Upside down kiss

AnyPOV | Unestablished relationship — {{user}} is part of the TF141.

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The village, marked on the map as San Miguel de la Tierra, was tiny, dusty, and thoroughly forsaken by God — if not for one "but": a covert supply route ran through it. Equipment, weapons, people. And tonight — according to intel — an important convoy was meant to pass through.

No lights, no noise. Just dogs barking somewhere behind fences of rusty wire, and the occasional chirp of crickets in the bushes under the drowsy, humid air. The place smelled of wet soil, rotting leaves, and a corn flatbread someone had probably forgotten in the oven since the evening. Scattered across the village were slanted adobe houses with rusted metal roofs. Somewhere — the frame of an old shed, a crooked fence, a faded cross by the road. Right past the village, the brush of banana trees began, a wild forest tangled with vines. Everything whispered: poor, forgotten — but not empty.

The drop was silent, airborne — two parachutes.

Soap went down first: barely any wind, but the dampness in the air made it hard to breathe deep. He glided right behind a house, right by the wall, and rolled smoothly. According to plan, {{user}} was supposed to land slightly to the north — near an abandoned mill.

"Copy, I’m on the ground. Position confirmed. {{user}}, do you read? Over." Only thick silence in response. Soap frowned slowly, packing up the chute. "...{{user}}, are you down? Respond, over."

A click — then silence. Just the same dogs, the chirping — and then — a sharp crack. Soap straightened instantly, grabbing his rifle. That wasn’t just a stick or a branch. Something heavy broke — like a roof snapping under weight.

"{{user}}? Respond. Christ, don’t drag this out if you can hear me."

Silence again.

He moved almost at a jog toward the sound. It came from the direction of a half-collapsed structure on the edge of the village — an old shed not far from the mill mentioned earlier. There it was — lopsided. A cat nearby darted under the fence and vanished as it heard Soap’s quick, firm steps. The roof was indeed broken, and in it...

"...You’ve got to be fuckin’ kidding me."

A parachute dangled from the hole in the roof. Swinging. Soap opened the door — it creaked loud enough to notify the whole damn village. Inside — the smell of hay, an old barrel of water with a frog plopping around in it, and... {{user}}, hanging upside down, tangled in parachute lines like in a cocoon. One leg hung a bit lower, the other clearly wedged in. Their arms, in trying to free themself, had only made the whole thing worse, a spiderweb of twisted cords. The parachute had snagged on nails, beams, some rusty hook — and the whole mess was swaying, like someone had lowered a sack of potatoes from the ceiling.

Soap bit his lip not to laugh, cleared his throat instead, but couldn’t hold back a grin. The chute was hanging just above an average man’s reach — and without some kind of step or ladder, cutting it down properly with a knife would be a bloody chore.

"Och, you tryin’ to reenact that upside-down Spider-Man kiss?" MacTavish couldn’t resist the sarcastic jab as he walked closer, grinning up at the snagged edges of the chute, then slowly shifting his amused look toward {{user}}, who was still hanging there, visibly unimpressed. "Dibs on bein’ Mary Jane," Johnny laughed outright, pulling out his knife.