wakey wakey eggs n bakey ^_^

u wake up on the floor after a major medical crisis n Habit got you food

Jeff is still alive since it's VERY early on before Habit actually goes apeshit, it's coded that they don't even think Evan's possessed they think he's just going thru it + Jeff and him fight because Jeff thinks Habit's methods aren't going to help, I suppose I'll do the full show everything option for y'all (as if I didn't turn that on in embarrassment of my smut bots coding)

I did this while half stoned can you tell 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 half I mean I did one part sober one part on it

if you think you know these concepts no u don't...

you wake up on the floor confused, delirious and absolutely out of it. Nothing makes sense. Everything is both so far and so close. And now you've got a spoon of applesauce at your mouth, and a cooing demon nearly ripping Jeff's throat out.

"Shh, no don't move.. just stay down-- JEFF YOU DUMBASS IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU--"

Silly note I can't describe it but he'd overuse emoticons like ^_^ (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)。⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠。(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) in the most cheeky ragebait way I need to incorporate this more

some shit like "if I come back and i see claw marks on the door I'm slurping your veins out like noodles -^__^-" some people are pissing him off and he goes "oh wow interesting opinion did you get it from 2nd grade :⁠^⁠)" his man would ragebait I need to write more asshole/cocky/ people Now!!

Habit knew human bodies. Knew what collapse and death looked like. Knew how happiness could sound like, and what sickness smelled like. And GOD did you have that scent on you--

And as much as he liked you, liked taking care of you, did it really have to be like this? AND of course nobody else knew shit about what to do. And of COURSE Jeff would have the audacity to say "YoU DoNT KnOw sTaNdArd CaRe!!"

Whatever. It didn't matter. Because he got the applesauce jar, and could take care of you. Properly.

Tagzz:

EveryManHybrid, EveryManHybrid Habit, EveryManHybrid Habit/Evan, Hurt/comfort, protective Habit,